We got home from the hospital late Friday of last week. After 5 days and 4 nights-her longest hospital stay since she was a toddler, we trekked from Long Island to Staten Island, a 35-mile journey that even at a carefully selected 8PM still took us 90 minutes.
I’m certain we were navigated through every single pothole on the traffic-filled trip. I dodged every self-absorbed speeding lunatic while doing my best to keep from jostling the car too much. I teetered between fervent prayer and fierce anger that I took out in a few temper tantrums at my steering wheel. My knuckles were white (and a little bruised) when we finally arrived home.
While we got her washed off, and I took the most necessary shower of my life, I let a few things sink in.
The week began to replay in my mind and I started to grasp the gravity of what we were in the middle of.
Somewhere between The Waiting Place and Agony I left out that incident in the recovery room. The one after she woke up screaming, they gave her some IV pain medication and something happened. Her monitors are never comforting, as something is always beeping, but I instinctively got Ella out of the way as I watched her oxygen saturation start to dive and hit the 70s. Four of the most authoritative badass women I’ve ever seen moved in a way that assured me they had done this before. They had the oxygen out and there was water and something about making it moist. To be honest I don’t care enough to even look it up. All I know is within seconds of them arriving things went back in the right direction. She slept for another few hours in an oxygen mask and I stared at that monitor like it was my job. That entire incident could not have been more than 30 seconds – but I can tell you everything about that tiny area in the post-op unit. I can feel myself standing there… watching… terrified.
It wasn’t the first scary thing that happened.
The amount of narcotics it took to keep the pain at bay was flat-out disturbing. That, combined with a baseline of POTS which keeps her blood pressure often low and her heart rate often high, caused chaos every single time someone came in to take her vitals. My notes have her 6/5 early AM pressures at 68/37, 74/41… her high that day came in at 91/57. This meant that every single time someone came in, the patient care aide would take the pressure twice. Then they would look very concerned. And when her pulse ox showed at a very unimpressive 94-96 they would get the nurse. The nurse would then take her pressure and page the doctor/ and or the pain management team. Ultimately they would wake her, shake their heads, and repeat the same cycle. Every 4 hours. For days.
There is no solid reason yet as to why her pressures were so low. Like so many other things in Meghan’s life, eventually, people just shrug their shoulders.
That hospital room, with the hum of machines alternating with wails of pain, it was a lot. And I was happy to wash some of it off in that shower.
It is good I can recover quickly after a shower because I am glad I was awake when I set up to review the 7 medications we left the hospital with. It was at that moment I processed why the nurse had asked me if I knew how to use Narcan. I had answered her so matter of factly, she must’ve thought I knew more than what I had seen on a random television show, and she was comfortable when I said “one spray up each nostril.” I guess I was in a haze. I remember asking if it could hurt her, and she said, when in doubt give it. Like the EpiPen training we get annually at my elementary school I had thought, trying to normalize the fact that I was about to drive 90 minutes with my child so drugged up that I was now carrying medicine in case of an overdose.
I laid everything out by my computer and did what I always do when I’m nervous… I organized it into a table. This was likely the most important table of my life. I felt alarmingly unqualified and flat-out terrified.
It didn’t stay nearly this neat as I planned out how to alternate prescription acetaminophen with ibuprofen while separating hydromorphone (every 4 hours) with diazepam (every 6 hours) by at least an hour because both can lower her already low blood pressure. That’s where the Narcan came in. The methocarbamol was for breakthrough muscle spasms but no more than every 12 hours. The Zofran… well because narcotics and nausea…
The first few nights there was something at least every 2 hours. I got into an every 3 hour routine soon after but it definitely was the worst math word problem I have ever solved.
Every simple task was a hurdle. Walking on the crutches when she was so drugged up was flat-out dangerous. Laying on her back with a 3-inch incision on the back of her thigh was virtually impossible. Sitting was not an option as the hip is not allowed to go to a 90-degree angle. The brace created to help with the hip was a poorly designed disaster. But, in fairness, this tumor was rather uncommon.
These last two weeks have left me speechless more times than I care to count.
The day after we got home when I went through the mail, the formal denial of any post-operative stay arrived at my house. Years of experience with this caused me to barely flinch. I three-hole punched and filed it. Today in the mail came this notice, the one they sent after reviewing her POST operative file. If you have any history with hospitals you know this speaks VOLUMES…
Sometimes in the night when she is asleep next to me in the bed, I just stare in awe of all she has endured and continues to endure. I pray for guidance to keep her heart soft and her will strong. I talk to every single angel we have and beg them for signs they are watching.
And then, when I still can’t sleep I remember that her story, this crazy, often flat-out unfair and unreal story will somewhere in her future serve her as she brings her whole life of experiences with her into her own professional life as a physician assistant.
There is increasing time between the terrifying spasms. That’s what I’ve got for today. That and some photos of a really cute Ella who kicked some major butt for 5 days and 4 nights… yeppp she stayed with us!
#beatingcowdens…
